PMS

Premenstrual Syndrome: PMS is a disorder characterized by a set of hormonal changes that trigger disruptive symptoms in a significant number of women for up to two weeks prior to menstruation. Of the estimated 40 million suffers, more than 5 million require medical treatment for marked mood and behavioral changes. Often symptoms tend to taper off with menstruation and women remain symptom-free until the two weeks or so prior to the next menstrual period. These regularly recurring symptoms from ovulation until menses typify PMS, premenstrual syndrome.

I Feel Bloated...

You know it's that time of the month when you're girl states "I feel bloated" or "do I look fat?" or "I want chocolate" or "Go fuck yourself" or "I'm breaking out" or "My boobs are getting bigger" or "you a-hole!" or "I'm hungry" or "I wanna kill you right now!"

About 3 days left until..

All the girls in SF get their period at the same time..

WHATEVER!!!

A phrase often used by women. Explain..

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